The Great Tragedies Woe unto the tale of nutless COCO Unmarried yet, and 'tis no wonder why: Though full of garang guts and charm also - Canst not quite oblige when night doth com'st by. 'Pon VIGILANTE shed thy copious tears Untaint'd soul marr'd by CRYSANIA's grouptell And condemn'd by th'rusty shield's accurs'd flags Haunt'd by ROSA's endless 'Remove Curse' spell. A pitiful sight, RAINBIRD th'dying one: Miscarried oft by his rain-drench'd feathers, Or else too intoxicated by none Other than the tanker's White-Musk'd perfumes. Conspirators in heated lust wi'RATBERT The tragic seduction of sweet BELLA: When GROVER's pants got unbearably tight With background moans supplied by FIREFOX. Warring Battlefields Th'two ku-niangs of mud, AZURE and MUADIBE Sparring with insults, like to true kenders; From 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. indeed: Stamina like Chinese martial masters i'olden days. Unlikely twins i'deed: HUMA and HUMAS Both accomplish'd heroes on th'battlefields. Yet watch thee closely by their excellent backs - Conceit is finely express'd by extras. Like ZIGY the super druid, BELDIN Is th'ultimate envy of the mages: Cast chains o'lightning 'til holes through trolls are seen Dispatching them all to wimpy rages.
< Previous Page | Next Page >
|  | In the Beginning Coming of the Others The Rule of Gods Of War and Lust The Marriage to Avatoria Explorers of the Lands Perversions of the Horned Ones Tales of Youthful Blood The Great Tragedies Warring Battlefields Of Death and Desperate Love In the Depths of Hell Wedding Bells and Puddles in the Desert True Love Found
<Mud> <Help> <Races> <Classes> <Areas> <Rules> <Clans> <Pantheon> <Heroes> <Journals> <Repository> <Ideas> <Home>