The Rule of Gods 'Neath impartial skies, th'watchful eyes of GODS Dispensing temper'd justice: swift and fair In sweetest liaisons with mortals fair Like to Zeus of the Greater Pagan Gods. Amazing new lands arise from black voids Shap'd by tapping fingers and th'keenest minds. Grand creations uncovering rare finds Watch'd over jealously by monstrous guards. Sometimes: th'heavens purr with bouncing furballs Cute-cute teddybears dragged around sianly Black dragonriders descending grandly And towering lords walk rose-scatter'd halls. The mighty omnipotence of our GODS Extra-Ordinary beings we hold i'thrall Driven by their passionate souls and will In th'fine and worthy name of P.M.S. [Acronym: Professional Mudders of Singapore - All OTHER interpretations are absolutely INTENDED; 'nuff said!] Of War and Lust Up in arms, to the evil Temple o'Set CRYSANIA dared with braved RATBERT and ZEE; Past serpent guards in patrolled halls they met In corners dark, merdusas drooled on ZEE. For ZEE he sought Lyrania's head Proclaiming her a bitch most vile, you see - Uncover'd they a royal shame instead Her lesbian tryst with Serpentor, a 'she'! I'th'Sultan's chamber, stormed the noble AZURE Withstanding rageous attacks by eunuchs; With all slain i'good time, lay claim to th'pleasure Smothering wi'his kisses, all th'harem girls! Jute VIOLET in'skin-tight purple cleric robes Obsessed with fetishes for statistics On flaming, copper and emerald bras [ read: bracelets ] Sending CRYSANIA i'to eye-popping fits.
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