The Marriage to Avatoria CRYSANIA sought a love, whilst i'pensive mood Went down on her fervent knees, t'propose t'LOT The tau warrior who thought himself too good And i'tardy self-regard, play'd hard-to-get. The silver-foot'd SILVENA and LEIA Enchanting sorceresses o'divine charm Wouldst find a loving husband f'CRYSANIA And set forth Cupid's dipp'd arrows still warm. AVATORIA, Father of all Merchants Train'd in the trade of weapons and repair Thus sought her hand and quested on her whims For a fine ring of amethyst to wear. At the Grand Knight's castle they were married Wi'her bridesmaid RATBERT, wired on coffee Who distributed condoms to all i'stead Firm believer in aids against VD. Alas! Cruel are the heavenly ones Th'love forsworn rings that melted i'to pink ice; They who would have for games the mortal ones Thus granting the marriage a sorry farce. Explorers of the Lands More adventures led by BEGINNER With his grand entourage of charm'd fighters Impressive i'deed, this renown'd explorer Level-headed yet, b'side lesser seekers. T'Ultima they toiled, f'Titanium Arm Plates Avatar's Glass Sword, and th'British Sceptre Wi'super-tanker SORBEAR, twiddler o'ears And SUNRUNNER th'mage, Entropy's clan leader. Of DARKSUN and his royal evilness In searching for the pricelss Big Red Face To enhance his spell-invoking prowess - Got CRYSANIA's literal slapping palms. Possessing the title of 'Farsight Queen' Caught for voyeuristic indiscretions: A random cast on SLIMER it hath been Exposing the knight by his slimy deeds.
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